tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana] tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana] tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana]

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes

edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

When people make fun of your anxiety:

anxietydisorderprobs:

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thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

egberts:

do you ever like become hyper aware that your name is your name and it just feels really surreal when anyone says it, and it’s weird because that’s you! you have a name. usually your name is just sort of invisible but then you realize it’s a thing that exists and proves you exist it just feels so fucking unreal

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"Is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with ‘cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish, I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids."

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
dieterunrath:

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